"I want to make sure I'm working my 7.5 hours and taking my break I know that was a problem before"
"well yeah sometimes you grind and other times you scroll on your phone looking at refrigerators for four fucking hours. Like yeah, I don't appreciate that shit"
"And then she'll talk about it. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR KITTEN FUCKING HEELS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. KITTENS SHOULD NOT BE WEARING HEELS."
You know what I realized.
If I don't work at a chaotic job then my life is chaotic
So I'd rather my work be chaotic then my life because I used to like fuck ten guys a day...
Like that's not cool.
The way we woke up at 5 am and then (adult things) and then I fell back asleep for a hot minute and had a dream I was eating food.
Now it's like my dreams are coming true.
"oh my god this is so hot"
"oh my god cris it's so big"
she's talking about her breakfast sandwich.
(get your head out of the gutter!!)
"If you're a stripper, you're eye candy. If you're a porn star, you're like candy butthole"
